does not compute

You: I need some books on physics.
Comp: OK! We have a lot of good literature; what branch of physics do you need?
You: Branch? I’m not sure of its name.
Comp: What is your branch about? Attention, recognition, life-in-a-small-town novels, kudos?
You: No, no, not at all.
Comp: Cynicism, ignorance, longing, yearning, bridges, prospects, abstinence?
You: Nopes.
Comp: Narcissism, curiosity, traveling, solid movement..
You: Yes! That's it.
Comp: Acceleration, friction and so on?
You: Aha, very much so.
Comp: Let’s see. Here is mechanics! Please note this list of books,
our visitors mostly ask for these books on mechanics.
You: Thank you.